roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

“yaAAY paaaarty”

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

profeminist: “BREAKING NEWS: Laverne Cox makes history: Cast in CBS pilot as transgender lawyer She’d be the first series regular trans character on a primetime CBS show. “Laverne Cox could very well be making history once again. The Emmy-nominated...

profeminist:

BREAKING NEWS: Laverne Cox makes history: Cast in CBS pilot as transgender lawyer

She’d be the first series regular trans character on a primetime CBS show.

“Laverne Cox could very well be making history once again.

The Emmy-nominated actress is probably best known for her role as “Orange is the New Black’s” Sophia Burset. Others might regard her as the celebrity guest who schooled Katie Couric about the politics of transgender identity on her own show or as the subject of one of Time’s most emblematic cover photos.

Cox signed on for the CBS pilot “Doubt” Wednesday, playing Cameron Wirth, an Ivy League-educated lawyer. If the series is picked up, it could make her the first trans series regular on a CBS primetime show.”

Congratulations Laverne! Read the full piece here

Reblogged from drbennedict

ijustloveyoutubers: “rhyse: “taylorswift: “ imnotsomefloozy: “ taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪 ” MMMKAY— there are two ways you can go about this. The quick and easy way is to make sugar cookies from a sugar cookie mix and just cut...

ijustloveyoutubers:

rhyse:

taylorswift:

imnotsomefloozy:

taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪

MMMKAY— there are two ways you can go about this.
The quick and easy way is to make sugar cookies from a sugar cookie mix and just cut open a packet of chai tea and pour it into the batter as you make it. Cause you’re busy and you want making cookies to be a chill part of your day.
Pow. Done.

OR

If you want to make the cookies from scratch (that’s what I did for the 1989 Secret Sessions), you can use this recipe I found on a baking blog I like, joythebaker.com and I believe it was originally from a book called The Pastry Queen. If you want another great baking blog, I get a lot of great ideas from smittenkitchen.com too. This is a recipe for basic insanely good sugar cookies. I added the chai element to the recipe because I thought it would infuse cozy holiday vibez into the cookie and it really did. So I’ll star the part that I added in the recipe.

http://joythebaker.com/2009/06/giant-vanilla-sugar-cookies/

***after you add the egg and vanilla, cut one chai tea packet open and empty the crushed up tea leaves into the batter CAUSE CHAI COOKIES ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN UP IN HERE***

I made an icing for the cookies, but they’re fine on their own. If you want to make icing for them, just mix 1 cup powdered sugar with 1/4 T-spoon of nutmeg, 1/4 T-spoon of cinnamon and 3 TAYblespoons <—-(I’m so annoying, it astounds me sometimes) of milk or eggnog if you can find it this time of year. The more milk/eggnog you add, the more your icing will become a glaze. But glazes are legit too so basically just LIVE YOUR LIFE.

I lightly sprinkled cinnamon over the icing once the cookies were baked and iced, but there are so many icing options you can pair with these cookies—I mean it’s out of control.
If you’re really feeling like living on the edge, you can go ahead and add a few drops of food coloring to the icing to make it festive. No one is going to stop you.

Why?

Cause the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake.

Bye.

did taylor swift really just show up out of the blue on tumblr only to drop some betty crocker shit on us what the fuck

I’m reblogging this solely bc Taylor Fucking Swift just wrote a whole thing about cookies and ended it with a reference to her song.

I have so much respect for her right now.

Reblogged from el-dizzle

tokiosunset:

People should do more “meet ugly” and less “meet cute”. For example.

  • “I broke your nose at a mosh pit” AU
  • “I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital” AU
  • “You were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled ‘Drive!’” AU
  • “You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend” AU
  • “You laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last three minutes awkwardly humping you while performing the Heimlich maneuver” AU
  • “We met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame” AU
  • “I get really sick on roller-coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uh… sorry…” AU
  • “You’re the bastard who keeps parking right in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught me” AU
  • “I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time I’m going to stuff it down your throat” AU
  • “You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friend’s house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we’re good” AU
  • “My new dealer has friended me on Facebook and I’m unsure of how to react to that” AU
  • “You saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucks” AU
  • “This is a five-hour-long plane ride, we’re sitting together and you’re deathly afraid of flying” AU